every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole future’s style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.
esco: yo it’s esco i probably can’t come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.
pauly: it’s pauly, this dj esco’s phones?
tony: this is f-ckin esco’s phone!
pauly: is this his numbers?
tony: this his f-ckin number on his instagram
pauly: well we heard you’ve been stealing sauce.
tony: ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
pauly: you stealing my mothers recipes?
tony: we got 16 flavors of marinara!
pauly: we got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
tony: get the f-cking mama’s meat grinder!
pauly: tell him what we’ve gonna do with um.
tony: we got a f-cking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
pauly: thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
tony: we want the alfredo sauce, we want the mama’s sauce back from yeah!
pauly: mama mia! mama mia!
tony: you don’t got a f-cking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
pauly: i got 2 words for you huh!…. ya mother!
tony: you forgot to turn your location off b-st-rd!
pauly: and we took snapchat and we did a screenshot!
tony: huh, we know you seen that sh-t!
pauly: huh, you see the screenshots! you think we don’t know how to do that!
tony: we can f-cking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, f-ckin mama’s sauce is the best sauce.
pauly: tony! tony! stand down!
tony: i’m sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
- rock people
once in a great while they come out from their rock, be it the fourth of july, black friday, or the county fair, these aren’t just regular mouth breathers, these are rock people. they are white trash, but they don’t have to be white, and they are definitely not seen often, but often travel in […]
- dorito chute
the giant orifice on your face that you communicate through and shove food down. in contexts, the word is usually used to shut people up, but is not limited to this use. synonyms: eat’n hole, pie hole, yapper my teacher told us to shut our dorito chutes because we were talking too loud. i need […]
- star wars job
a hand job involving a h-rny teen and a lightsaber (or any star wars toy). first, you stick the lightsaber (or toy) in her -ss then you wiggle it around to make her intestines move around then setting the lightsaber fully extended on the floor you shove her onto it. she or it will break. […]
- babyhand syndrome
the disease that makes a dixie cup look huge in your hand. having babyhand syndrome wasn’t so bad when i m-st-rb-t-d.
part of a kpop boy band called nct loves moomin and has a snaggletooth which will make you fall for him instantly. his job is to translate for another chinese member in the same group sm should pay renjun for translating renjun is the cutest moomin lover you will ever meet