every mumble rapper this side of 2010 stole future’s style therefore becoming a sauce stealer.
esco: yo it’s esco i probably can’t come to the phone right now but leave a cool message at the beep.
pauly: it’s pauly, this dj esco’s phones?
tony: this is f*ckin esco’s phone!
pauly: is this his numbers?
tony: this his f*ckin number on his instagram
pauly: well we heard you’ve been stealing sauce.
tony: ya not breaking break on the sauce stealin!
pauly: you stealing my mothers recipes?
tony: we got 16 flavors of marinara!
pauly: we got some guys thats gonna bust you up.
tony: get the f*cking mama’s meat grinder!
pauly: tell him what we’ve gonna do with um.
tony: we got a f*cking red sauce thats gonna be coming out cha head buddy!
pauly: thats not enough, we gonna do more than that.
tony: we want the alfredo sauce, we want the mama’s sauce back from yeah!
pauly: mama mia! mama mia!
tony: you don’t got a f*cking recipe to nothin but stealing sauce buddy!
pauly: i got 2 words for you huh!…. ya mother!
tony: you forgot to turn your location off b*st*rd!
pauly: and we took snapchat and we did a screenshot!
tony: huh, we know you seen that sh*t!
pauly: huh, you see the screenshots! you think we don’t know how to do that!
tony: we can f*cking hack anything, the opinator, the darkinator, f*ckin mama’s sauce is the best sauce.
pauly: tony! tony! stand down!
tony: i’m sorry boss, my bad boss, my bad boss.
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- dorito chute
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- star wars job
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- babyhand syndrome
the disease that makes a dixie cup look huge in your hand. having babyhand syndrome wasn’t so bad when i m*st*rb*t*d.