stealth porn
left over p-rn on minimized windows that pop up when your wife goes to use the computer.
wife: honey i’m going look at the bank balance before we go out.
husband: sure baby.
wife: what the h-ll is this? i thought you were gaming all night not looking at this cr-p!!
husband: it wasn’t me!
wife: you skeevy b-st-rd!
husband: f-cking stealth p-rn!
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