stealthie


stell-thee stealthy + selfie. the quick, secretive selfie you take on your friend’s phone while they aren’t looking.
quick, let’s take a stealthie on his phone while he’s over there getting his food out of the microwave!
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a selfie taken for the purpose of photographing whatever is behind you
“i saw that chick from pretty little liars in starbucks! check out this stealthie i got of her being snippy with the barista.”
a picture taken by someone, usually a girl, that is clearly a selfie but contains a cute animal or object of interest in order to curb the backlash of it being a selfie.
john: “hey pete, did you see amy’s new puppy? looks pretty cute.”

pete: “you sure that’s the only thing that was cute? dude it was totally a stealthie! typical amy.”

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