Stealthy Nipple-Ninja
when you’re about to c-m, twist the girl’s nipples as hard as you can so she freaks out and screams and is distracted, oblivious to the fact that you’re blowing inside her
the day before my two weeks notice was up was the same day my -sshole boss gets back from sweden; therefore, i pulled the stealthy nipple-ninja on his wife. that’ll learn em’
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