stealthy poo
stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the p–p doesn’t make a sound nor does water splash at your -ss.
“wakes up in the middle of the night”
you:d-mn i need to sh-t !
you:if i take a sh-t now its going to get my b-tt wet and might wake someone up
you:i’ll take a “stealthypoo” !
“takes a stealthypoo with a clean non-wet b-tt and without making a sound”
when you need to poo in an unfamiliar territory, such as a coworker’s house, and hide it by sneaking away to the bathroom when the host is preoccupied. best if able to return before the host acknowledges you had left.
“sh-t, i don’t know if i can hold until i get back home. guess i gotta try a stealthy poo.”
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