when you sneak into the bathroom and take a wicked foul sh*t while a friend, housemate or family member is taking a hot, steamy shower. upon dropping the aromatic deuce, do not flush and leave. the aromatic vapors will begin to permeate the shower steam rendering the showerer unable to escape the vile and putrid stench.
roger returned to the dorm after cl*ss and found his dorm mate showering. knowing he had pinned up quite the rancid beer sh*t from the party the night before, roger did a steam drop. within a few minutes, roger could her cursing and violent retching from the restroom.
feculent, likened to the consistency, texture, color, odor of fecal material. she’s still draining something that is stoolish. -doc in icu stupid and foolish, involving a miraculous lack of intelligence. “when ted tried to water-ski using banana peels, tammy called him a stoolish clown.”
- strawberries and cream
any mixture of blood and s*m*n. some go for the ‘hur hur alpha route’ (blood nose), some are into biting their partners and drooling it onto their c*ck mid-handjob, or especially kinky partners might go for a bl*wj*b with blood already in their mouth. any way you slice it (another way of getting blood), it’s […]
- sweet night
sweet night – a concept where a woman asks a man to her bed for the night, knowing she’ll kick him out in the morning. used in the bbc series the fall, gillian anderson — as a detective named stella gibson — indulges in what she calls a “sweet night,” a concept where a woman […]
- tactical whale
a girl (or guy) who uses pictures on their social network account that hide how f*ck*ng huge they are to trick unsuspecting victims. done by using clever lighting and angles with the camera. guy 1: did you meet up with that girl from facebook the other day? guy 2: yeah but it was a disaster, […]