steam-hosing
the act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one’s p-n-s, while stroking the base of the p-n-s with the other hand before (and during) -j-c-l-t–n. this maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.
we used to hate that kid back in college, i was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.
my beer tastes funny.
yeah, that’s ’cause i steam-hosed it.
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