Steamed Yak
a s-xual act in which a man and woman make love next to a hotplate or skillet and when the man c-ms he does it onto the hotplate or skillet at which time the female drapes a towel over her head and holds her face directly over the now steaming plate or skillet taking deep breaths
i was all set up to give lara a steamed yak, and at the last minute i lost my towel.
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