steamy melvin
rigorous s-x act. requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the v-g-n- of a female. the male then has v-g-n-l intercourse with said female, pulls out right before -j-c-l-t–n, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.
guy 1 – “do you remember brenda from the other night? i totally gave her the ‘steamy melvin'”
guy 2 – “….dude that’s f-cking gross….”
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