Steamy Vincent
the steamy vincent is a s-xual act similar to the hot carl. however, the steamy vincent is only performed by members of the arts community, namely painters. the steamy vincent is initiated by a willing female disrobing and laying on her back. a male, with artistic painting talent, next provides her with a ziploc brand sandwich bag. the female then opens the bag and inserts it inside her mouth. the open side of the bag is extended outside the mouth and folded over the lips to create a pocket. the male then proceeds to defecate into the open bag housed within her mouth. a soft or liquid feces is preferred.
after completing release, the male selects his color palette and adds the pigments of choice to the bag. the male then zips the bag and leaves it housed in her mouth. the female then enjoys the steamy warmth until the male tells her its time to mix. at mix time, the female then lips and gently chews the bag to mix the feces and coloring.
once mixed, the male reopens the bag, removes it and then, with fingers, a palette knife or with paint brush, creates a bold colored sh-t masterpiece by painting on the female’s naked body canvas from head to toe. when done, the work is allowed to dry and is later put on display for others to enjoy and is often accompanied by a wine and cheese.
the steamy vincent was created in honor of vincent willem van gogh, a post-impressionist painter of dutch origin whose work is noted for its rough beauty, emotional honesty and bold color.
larry picked up his girlfriend mona after he had an inspiring cl-ss at art school that day. after discussing the need for urgent creative release with mona, she willingly and graciously offered her body up as the canv-ss for larry to create a magnificent steamy vincent. later in the evening, larry hosted a showing of close friends and served wine and cheese.
Read Also:
- Angel's mom
angels mom is the biggest sl-t you will ever find in the back of a walmart giving oral for 5 cents and s-x for 10. she will do anything for even the the smallest d-cks out there woah! angel’s mom sucked me off last night when i went to walmart!
- Wankers Waffle
someone who attempts to act extremely intelligent, but instead ends up waffling and using words in the wrong context. “the writer uses words to determine your mind and is not controversial to see the amazing use of …ummm…” “what a load of w-nkers waffle!”
- Gravy Blaster
gravy blaster is most commonly used to refer to one’s -sshole, -n-s, r-ct-m, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, t-rd cutter, p–p chute, mud room, cable dropper. howard suffered the most horrific cast of the squirts that he had ever encountered after eating what turned out to be tainted fish. after three […]
- Cable Dropper
cable dropper is most commonly used to refer to one’s -sshole, -n-s, r-ct-m, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye, juicy brown, t-rd cutter, p–p chute, mud room, gravy blaster. after a night filled with very pleasurable -n-l s-x, sandy felt quite satiated and pleasured, but was quite constipated. never had her cable dropper been […]
- crotchluminati
a very powerful and mysterious triangular ent-ty, of fishy origins, lurking in the shadows of women’s nether regions. christine likes to post silly buzzfeed articles showing how the illuminati is all around us, but all i care about is that crotchluminati.