steel umbrella
the stainless steel rod they stick in your p-n-s and open up to scr-pe the inside of your uretha when having an std. it looks like an antenna going in and mini umbrella when it comes out. the doctor will first insert a large hollow needle down the end of your p-n-s, he will the p-ss another instrument through the centre of the needle, this opens up when it reaches the end, like a metal umbrella, both are then pulled out with the end scr-ping the inside of the p-n-s, this cleans and also takes a sample, the doctor will then check your r-ct-m for for large -n-l boils, please note most people who have a std will lose all there teeth within 3 years.
d-mn dude that hooker kelly gave me vd and the b-tch @ the health department had to give me the steel umbrella!
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