Steps of Creep
1. start looking at people strangely
2. spending all your time on the computer
3. start sending strange emails/texts
4. greeting people with “h-llo children”
5. start giving others fake links/sites with creepy guys rapping
6. start posting scary pop up videos
7. start jumping out from behind objects
8. start logging on with fake, anonymous names
9. trolling on others’ accounts
10. yay! you have become a creep!
that guy is a real creep! he just completed the steps of creep!
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