stereotypical white girl
you know you’re a stereotypical white girl when you: love instagram tumblr snapchat etc., you’re always at starbucks, you post pictures of your starbucks and selfies on instagram. you wear: ugg boots, pink yoga leggings, northfaces, jean short shorts or/and yoga pants. you can’t live without: boy bands, channing tatum, nutella and twerking. you love: mean girls, pretty little liars, pitch perfect and you can do the cup song. your name is molly amy claire emily katie madeline katelyn emma abigail carly jenna heather katherine caitlin kaitlin holly allison kaitlyn hannah kathryn or any other white name. if you or a friend is suffering from any of these symptoms contact a doctor immediately and on your way to the doctors pick you or them up some starbucks.
hailey- “hey guys!” -sent from my iphone
sam- “sorry can’t talk i got to post a picture of my starbucks on instagram and then listen to a maroon 5 in yoga pants”
tiana- ” i’m busy too, i have to pick up a new northface and some uggs and then send selfies to my entire contact list over snapchat.
hailey- “that reminds me i have to go eat some nutella and then twerk it off in my pink yoga leggings”
sam- “maybe later we can meet up and watch mean girls then do the cup song.”
tiana- “sounds good as long as we can drool over channing tatum afterward.”
~these are examples of stereotypical white girl symptoms~
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