Sterling, Colorado
a small boring town in the middle of nowhere, northeastern colorado, but its the biggest town for many miles around. the only reasons people come to sterling is for the fair if they are rednecks, or northeastern junior college. njc is the only place that there are african americans in sterling. the rest of the people are white and mexican and emo poseurs. there is nothing to do except walmart and the skate park, so most of the population parties all weekend and then goes to church on sunday. it is a great place to make friends
“so where you from?”
“sterling, colorado.”
“where?”
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