Sterling, IL
sterling, il is a boring town with alot of mexicans. like, super small, only 15000 people, and is half ghetto. and no one knows what emo is. and noone has heard of the awesome song sandstorm, and it has sucky radio stations.
so dont come move here, uless your interesting, and ccan spice things up, because you’ll be bored out of yur pants, but then youll get pregnant, and can put your baby in the onsite day care at the high school, because too many girls did it to early and got pregnant.
theres lotsa drugs too, and drinking, and gangs, where people get stabbed, so dont join one.
also th mal, sucks b-lls. uh, theres a bath & body works, claires, bergners(carson’s, younkers, herbegers, the boston store) jcpenneys, finish line and these other tiny stores no one has heard of. if you want to do anything fun, yo have to drive about an hour away to rockford, or the quad cities.
walmart is pretty much the biggest store, theres a travel agency, nail salon, optometrist, photography studio , “fun”center, and a grocery store. all in walmart.
its pretty much the exact smae thng as rock falls, the next town over, except rockfalls has a p–p factory next to the high school, and no a/c, so when it gets hot, they open the windows, and smell the p–p.yum.
oh yeah, and if you want to fit in in sterling know the lingo, wow! and nuh-uh and stupid wh-r- and ohmigawd
sterling, il words:
mexican:hi, your mom smells like p–p
guy:woooooow!your cool
girl:so-and-so likes you
other girl: nuh-uh
Read Also:
- SleepBROver
this is the manly, no-h-m- version of a sleepover. ’tis a gathering of bros who wanna spend the night together in a non queer way. hey ryan, how ’bout a sleepbrover? my place. 6:00.
- The Drome
gay sphincter syndrome (a.k.a. “the drome”) is like p-rnography: you can’t define it, but you’ll know it when you see it. “that man looks walks like he has the drome.” “those two totally have the drome for eachother.” “i was about to drome all up in my pants.” “whoever sh-t that brick must have had […]
- The Squins
the std like spread of sequins from one person to another. due note that the squins can be contracted without s-xual entercourse. when someone is wearing sequins everyone in the room should take precautions by gtfod. “that ho from the party last night gave me the squins.” “i’ve taken three showers and i still have […]
- The Element
a group of disreputable, low cl-ss people the type of people you’ll see in that neighborhood are the element….scary and nasty!
- Thorn in the Side
a nemesis that always tends to get the best of his/her arch-enemy. i can’t beat level four of “grand marshall” because those tiny gremlins always kill me. they’re thorns in my side.