sternum watch


the concern and monitoring of a person’s appearance due to potentially unhealthy and excessive weight loss.
“that cylon woman on bsg is hot, but if she looses any more weight, we’re going to have to put her on sternum watch”.

or

get that girl a cheeseburger, stat! she’s on sternum watch.

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