Steve Noob


steve noob

someone who walks around looking half baked half retarted, and wont shut up about fernie bc canada. symptoms of the steve noob are exxesive joints to da dome n-gg- and lots of shots fired with a composite bow. steve noobs technically live in the jungle, but sometimes come astray when searching of food
hey you f-ckin steve noob!

steve noob!

steves a noob!

omg, shut the f-ck up noob!
a person who lacks lots of common intelligence and has smoked such a large amount of pot that they are permanently slow and un-coordinated. they stevenoobness also makes the persons head superbly heavy and makes them have to walk with their head always tilted to one side. it also makes them very obcessed with a place called fernie.
“no stevenoob i havent been to fernie before!”
“yes stevenoob you’ve told me that story a million times today!”
“stevenoob”

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