steved

to have rough s-x with someone, then after your done f-cking
them you procede to c-ckslap the person in the back of the head while shouting i am invincible please eat my pantaloones. then afterwards you take the girl out to a nice relaxing dinner by the fire.
gravy-train- i steved your mom last night

fragster-thanx {sceptical and cynical} did ya know than to steve means to die for us? lsm
neo- not anymore
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guy two- dude wheres my girl
guy one- i steved that b-tch last night and left her on the corner
a reference to the garfunkel and oates’s song “you, me and steve”. a steve is someone who is a c-ck block or a third wheel that will not leave. to be “steved” is when you do not hook up with someone exclusively due to the presence of a steve. a steve can be a clueless friend of either of the romantically or otherwise involved duo or just an annoying stranger. the situation can be remedied by one person informing the steve that that they are steveing.
scarlett: alice, you are totally steveing me right now.

fred: i was going to hook up with sandrah last night but i got steved hard core by johnny. f-cking johnny…
another word for pwnd/ownd, burned, served or any variations there of.

in reference to steven jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.
“ow you kicked me in the nads!”
“you just got steve’d”
when a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. to ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.
person 1: i was on my way to lunch yesterday when i got steve’d!!

person 2: oh no, really?
person 1: yes way! i got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the pr-ck made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting
when someone steals something from you. alternative to the words robbed and jacked
i was sitting in the kitchen when my friend came and steved my phone.
“steve’d” is the term for being very drunk. it originated from a famous man from aberdeen when he got unbearably drunk to the point where movement was a struggle so the people of aberdeen had to name it.

if you’re “steve’d” this can include lack of balance, puking a lot, slurring your words, on the floor unable to get up etc.
“i was so steve’d last night i puked all over the neighbors dog”

“lets get steve’d tonight at the party!”

“he was steve’d last night, he must have a hangover today”
when your best friend is helping his elderly father with ch-r-s in the harsh prairie winter and he asks you to keep his lonely farm wife company until he returns and you go over and f-ck her.
your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.
“where’s paul?”
“dead. i totally steve’d his wife last week.”

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