Steveland Cleamer
attempting to define words from the urban dictionary after consuming too many drinks.
“yo homie. you are wrecked! it’s cleveland steamer, not steveland cleamer. steveland cleamer is my accountant. word”
the act of rubbing one’s chest in a steaming pile of fecal matter.
we stumbled upon a pile of sh-t, so we got laura to do a steveland cleamer.
n. the inverse act of the acclaimed cleveland steamer.
the s-xual act by which the p–per defecates while down on their hands and knees and the p–pee approaches from behind, rolling their chest on the p–per’s b-ttox in order to spread the feces on themselves. the result is mashed p–p.
d-ck had white castle last night. jane wants to get down and dirty. d-ck gives jane a steveland cleamer. jane is filthy.
when one takes a dump on ones own chest.
eric struck out at the bar so he went home and gave himself a steveland cleamer.
when a person takes a sh-t on their lesbian mother’s t-t’s and then proceeds to t-ty f-ck her. popularized by steven p. nichols.
oz-“last night steve gave his mom a steveland cleamer”
fritz-“how did she like it”
oz-“she didn’t”
this is a complicated maneuver. you will need a partner, a six foot deep hole, 69 pounds of dirt and an umpire’s mask. first bury you partner neck deep in the hole. next gently place the umpire’s mask on his/her face. finally, when your partner least expects it you drop your pants and sh-t all over the mask & their face.
my baseball gear is getting cleaned because last night i gave your girlfriend a steveland cleamer.
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