Steveland Creamer
the act of j-zzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one’s significant other during s-xual intercourse.
enter callum
callum: hey, how’s it going?
chardonnay: u f-ckin’ wot m8? i’ll shank yer nan out front tesco. i’ll f-k her up, u f-ckin’ cant. i’ll give ‘er a steveland creamer.
callum: . . .oh, okay then. good talk . . .
named after famed hip-hop r&b artist, stevie wonder (stevland hardaway morris), the steveland creamer is when a man -j-c-l-t-s on a woman’s eyes, rendering her temporarily blind.
“d-mn that guy i went home with last night totally pulled a steveland creamer on me, i couldn’t see for 10 minutes!”
1.) the diarrhea one gets from drinking too much coffee.
2.) flavoring ones coffee with diarrhea.
1.) i shouldn’t have drank that 8 shot eye-opener from the coffee shop, i got some bad steveland creamer.
2.) tomorrow my boss is getting his coffee with a nutty hint of steveland creamer.
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