stfu, asshat.


something everyone should say to obnoxious f-cking idiots with their head up their -ss.
idiot: liiiiiike omg hilary duff is lyk soooooo punk rawk!
me: stfu, -sshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk -ss lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the f-ck over it.
idiot: mommy!

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