Stick Shift Drive


the act of taking a man’s p-n-s and jerking it in a circle like a stick shift handle, and than inserting your foot deep into the mans -n-s to resemble putting your foot on the gas while driving a car.
last night brad came over and drove me crazy with the gnarliest stick shift drive ever.

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