stick war
a fight that happens between your morals and pocket books.
joe: hey steve, i don’t know if i should do the moral thing or the thing that will get me the most money.
steve: well man i guess it will have to come down to a stick war.
a comic written and ill-strated by john mitch-ll and scott longsh-r- about three main characters:
-steve-a smart -ss, drama king from h-ll
-the chosen one-a stupid, yet funny cliche’ of characters in other stories, that are considered “chosen”.
-black guy-a stick man who is the same color as everyone else but has “soul” and an nwa att-tude, he likes to shoot all of their enemies and more often, innocent bystanders.
these three characters help make the stupidest comic an extremely fun to read work of art.
stick wars has a host of guests including; jonny applesead, conan o’brien, joel g-ddard, scott longsh-r-, john mitch-ll, and many more!!!!!!!!
stick wars is awesome!!!!!!!
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