sticky bacon


having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn’t eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name “sticky bacon”.
random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

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