Sticky Benjamin
a sticky benjamin falls into the same category as a “dirty sanchez,” a “rear admiral” or a “cleveland steamer.” bascially, you -j-c-l-t- all over some portion of your pay-for-play partner and then take a hundred-dollar bill and slap it over the -j-c-l-t-, making it stick to whatever part of the body you’ve spooged on. depending upon the denomination you’re using, this could also be a “sticky washington,” a “sticky lincoln,” a “sticky grant,” etc.
when i was done givng that ho a facial, i finished her off with a sticky benjamin.
shaking hands with, or other otherwise touching, an unsuspecting person directly after you have m-st-rb-t-d and gotten it on your hands. c-m may be rustified, or still wet.
“dude, i so gave your mom a sticky benjamin yesterday.”
“what?”
“don’t worry, it was a dry one.. she had no idea. but it was hot.”
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