Sticky Fib


a lie told to a law enforcement officer by recalled car owners to get out of a ticket.
travis: how did john get out of a ticket doing 90 in a residential?

rick: he told a sticky fib. when the cop came over he pretended to be hyperventilating and told the cop his recalled floor mats caused the accelerator to stick.

travis: freaking lucky hybrid owners!

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