Sticky Monday
the act of using corn syrup as lube during -n-l or v-g-n-l intercourse. typically the best way to start off the work week, and should be done preferably on mondays only. however, any day of the week will suffice.
ely had such a bad weekend that when he woke up to begin his week, he gave his girl a sticky monday.
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