Sticky Windshield
when you shoot c-m on a persons gl-sses while they are wearing them, then rub your p-n-s all over them smearing it. or, while wearing gl-sses, you go down on a girl and she squirts all over your gl-sses.
i tried to give make her an angry pirate, but instead i gave her a sticky windshield.
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