Stiff Drink Substitute


a satisfying subst-tute used by the consumption of a non-alcoholic beverage or food item in place of an alcoholic drink after a long, rough day.
the kids were a real handful today, so this ice cream is my stiff drink subst-tute.

my boyfriend and i got into a fight and he bought me chocolate as an apology gift. now i’m eating my stiff drink subst-tute.

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