Stifler
from the american pie series, steve stifler, is the most brain dead, nerotic, kick -ss! guy in the movie, does not take sh-t from anyone, yet believes everyone (including guys) wish to get some of his alter-ego, the stiffmeister.
“i am just happy we didnt invite stifler, i second that motion” – american wedding (2003)
forget jesus. if g-d took the form of a mortal man, that man would be stifler, and the american pie series would be his bible.
he is the man. a symbol of pure masculinity in today’s modern sea of girly boys. he speaks his mind, and utters such profound and prophetic statements as “eat sh-t, sh-t-brick”. he is desired by women and men (of a certain s-xual orientation) everywhere, due to his rugged good looks, and manly charm.
through his ridiculing of those with a low level of social skills, he is single-handedly responsible for all human evolution and cultural development.
he is the the best example of what freidrich nietzsche would consider to be the “overman”, he is the peak of human development, the elite of the species, the great creator. he is what all mankind aspires to become.
he is stifler.
matt: sh-t dude, i wish i was more like stifler.
den: keep workin’ at it homeboy, you’ll get there one day.
a movie jerk who is… jerkily lovable! played by the adorable seann william scott. he is a lacross jock and i hate lacross. the best quote is ‘i’m gonna rock out with my c-ck out/i’m gonna hang out with my w-ng out.”
stifler is… hot?
the best guy in the american pie series.
hates paul finch cos he f-kd his mum. people things his mums a milf (m-th- id like 2 f-k.
also see finch
finch “was that who i thing it was”
stifler ” eat sh-t sh-t break”
1. noun, person:
a famous character in the american pie series of movies. also, each of the american pie presents movies (straight to dvd spinoffs) feature some member of the stifler family.
band camp featured his brother, matt, who we see briefly in the first american pie movie when steve steals his computer, to watch nadia and jim.
both the naked mile and beta house featured erik stifler, steve stifler’s cousin.
2. adjective. used to describe someone who is s-xually active, rude, cr-ss, but loveable.
1. you’ve gotta love stifler, he’s just so awesome.
2. man oh man douchebag, you’re such a stifler!
someone who looks and act like steve stifler from the american pie series.
chris veihl is stifler.
when hitler gets horney.
peter sadler has such a stifler lol.
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