Stilton Blobber
the stilton blobber, or to be accurate giving your s-xual partner a stilton blobber, is the calculated act of not washing your p-n-s, bell end, foreskin, and more importantly underneath your foreskin (and making other effforts such as sweating lots and eating lots of smelly foods, masturbating regularly, and anything else that would ensure maximum poor hygiene) for at least one month. before engaging in delivering a mushroom cordial.
“naomi, what’s wrong with your face?……….it looks like you have been poisoned……………well it’s a horrible story, last night i was with luke, he said he had a nice surprise for me. we started to get h-rny with each other, he asked me to go down on him, his bell end seemed to be more bulging more than usual, i said to him, “you better not be tricking me with another mushroom cordial!”……….he told me he wasn’t and i believed him. however he was lying again, not only had he saved me an mc, the filthy b-st-rd hadn’t washed for a bl–dy month, his c-ck was f-cking stinking, it had a blue toxic filthy sludge paste about 2mm thick all over his bell end, it congealed with the mc fluid and burnt my mouth and throat like acid, it was so sore and it made me violently sick for hours, now i have this rash. i’m not speaking to him just now”…………………………………………………….”naomi dude!…..you got stilton blobbered…………….your disgusting!”
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