Stinky Finger Toilet Paper
stinky finger toilet paper is toilet finger that is so thin that when you wipe your -ss your fingers smell like sh-t. stinky finger toilet paper is usually found in public bathrooms.
herbert finkle vomitted after smelling his fingers. when he was done wiping his -ss with stinky finger toilet paper.
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