stinky sanchez

the performer takes a finger and inserts it into their b-ttcrack until a healthy brown smudge is harvested. an unsuspecting victim is then carefully and quietly approached, and at the right moment the dirty digit is rubbed/smeared on the victim, in the thin sp-ce above their upper lip and below their nostrils.
the result, a brown and smelly temporary moustache, is known as the “stinky sanchez.” alternative t-tles include the “dirty hitler,” “brown rollie” and “tom selleck.”
for extra points, perform it on a sleeping victim.
my roommate tom fell asleep on the couch, and i gave him a dirty sanchez. he woke up and walked around the house with it for a while before he looked in the mirror and started shouting.
when you take your finger and stick it between your crack and wipe it under someones nose.
lol i just gave you a stinky sanchez
to rub a selected finger all over your -ss region the apply “stinky sanchez” on a un suspected persons beer or beverage. also known -ss a dirty sanchez
f#$k that guy man, im gana give him a stinky sanchez when hes not lookin’.
a true stinky sanchez is just this. please excuse any racial undertones, but this is how i learned it. when a mexican or latino male can’t grow the thin whispy mustache that his amigos can so he insers his finger in his b-tthole till he gets a chocolate chip on the end of said finger and then proceeds to paint a mustache on his upper lip.
dude that f-ckin beaner has the worst stinky sanchez.