Stinky Twinkie

the act of p–ping out a live midget.
“dude want to see me pull a stinky twinkie?!”
“h-ll yeah i do! it’s the miracle of life!” -high five-
a d-ck that has been in a nasty, smelly c-nt and thus smells
“i’m not sticking my d-ck in lindsay lohan; i don’t want a stinky twinkie!”
verb: the act of sodomizing a woman and subsequently, before ejaculating, removing the p-n-s from the r-ct-m and then inserting it in the woman’s mouth. no warning, no wiping off of errant fecal matter, no rinsing (although spitting on the p-n-s prior to insertion in the surprised woman’s mouth is acceptable). tugging of hair and/or pinching of nostrils to gently encourage the opening of the mouth to receive the sh-t-smeared p-n-s is acceptable. tapping the p-n-s on the forehead or nose of the woman as an “open, please.” gesture is common, and considered polite.

noun: the p-n-s itself, as described in the above series of actions which together comprise the “stinky twinkie” maneuver. it is indeed stinky, as it has been in a woman’s -n-s, and possibly as far as the descending colon. the reference to the twinkie, a cream-filled tubular sponge cake manufactured by the hostess company, is pretty much self-explanatory; since the withdrawal takes place prior to -j-c-l-t–n, the “twinkie” (p-n-s) is still metaphorically full of “cream” (s-m-n). technically, the s-m-n actually resides in the t-st-cl-s.

thus, as a noun, one can both have a stinky twinkie and eat it as well; and as a verb, the act described above is known as giving someone “the stinky twinkie”
usage as noun: “i pulled my d-ck out of her -ss, producing a loud suction noise, and after banging it on her nose a few times, popped the whole smelly business into her mouth like a stinky twinkie.”

usage as verb: “after a long while -ss-f-cking my woman, and realizing that i wasn’t able to come, i yanked it out and gave her the old stinky twinkie.”
a s-xual act when a male and a female engage in -n-l s-x and the male pulls out and shoves the tip of his p-n-s on the female’s nose and blows the his cream filling inside.
bro i pulled out her b-tt and gave her a stinky twinkie for desert.
another name for human waste product:commonly known as feces, faeces (spelling difference) or stool
“oh dude, someone left a stinky twinkie in the toilet. learn to flush!”
:a woman who has a putrid v-g-n- that stinks or a large woman with huge breast that smell offensive.
“dang! rosie i enjoy loving up large gals on any given day, but let me know next time you shower and can’t quite reach certain areas with a washcloth. now i know why by brother done called you a stinky twinkie.”