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  the literal pr-nunciation of stfu hey robpro, stoofoo you newb. see stfu. it is a quicker and easier way of saying stfu without having to look like a fool with your spelling. it also lowers the chances of spelling errors while hammered. emily, please stoo foo, that joke was awful. this can be said to […]

• Padoublediddle

  similar to padiddle, when driving and one sees a car with both lights out at night, yelling padoublediddle, punching the roof of the car, and calling out a name makes them strip down to nothing what did you do to her? i padoublediddled her and saw her in her birthday suit!

• burning turds

  the act of p-ssing gas when you have to take a sh-t i needed to take a dump but there was no bathroom so i just kept farting instead. “hey dude quit burning t-rds over there.”

• burnt offerings

  this is what happens when someone hands you a bowl that had weed in it but is now cooked or wasted or all gone, finished. i must have gotten at least five hits off that bowl before it tuned to burnt offerings.

• riding the bench

  sitting on the sidelines, not in the game. i was riding the bench in yesterday’s game. i didn’t get to play at all.

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