Stock Loan


a ponzi-esque industry which consists of guido’s and guidette’s engaged in the borrowing and lending of stock. stock loan -ssociates are well known for their superior partying skills. throughout the year, many “conferences” are organized in warm locales to utilize said skills. words notorious to the industry include: color, fees, big book, tight name, hundge, hundo, recalls, buy-ins, short squeeze and hammer wade.
“i’ve got a huge stock loan book – just took down another 5 hundo – no problem showing you a couple hundge at top rate.”

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