Stocking Stuffer

a tube sock that is used by adolescent males to -j-c-l-t- into when masturbating to contain the mess and hide it from their moms
my mom knew i was jerking off when she found my stiff stocking stuffer in the clothes hamper
a well endowed man who always pleases women,and he never fails to give a woman an -rg-sm..
god dayum stockingstuffer really stuffed my stocking
a guy who stuffs socks in his pants to give the illusion of large genitals.
wilma: “wow! look at the package on that guy.”

wanda: “don’t bother with him. he’s a stocking stuffer with a little pr-ck.”
do a girl in the p–p chute and, at any point, stuff your nuts in there too
the best time to do the stocking stuff is during -j-c-l-t–n
someone who wears an x-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their d-ck during s-x.
with an old jerk sock around his kn-b, tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
a transvest-te, trans-xual, cross dresser
i was in such a k-hole last night i had no iea that chick i went home with was actually a stocking stuffer.
a stocking stuffer is a sock filled with human feces used as a d-ld-.
i wanted a stocking stuffer for x-mas so i told grandma to bring over a basket of bran m-ffins.