Stockton Style
fighting style named for the home town of ufc’s nick diaz: stockton, ca – america’s 8th most miserable city. the stockton style is most properly applied to professional fighters, however, it can be applied to any team/contestant that boasts about superior skill while making disparaging remarks about the opponent, and then proceeds to get embarr-ssingly demolished.
key features include, but are not limited to, the following:
pompous self promotion
alleging cheating of your opponent with no evidence
failing a drug test scheduled more than 6 months in advance
mocking an opponent during compet-tion for using a sound, winning strategy
insisting on superior skill following a highly publicized defeat
threatening to retire following a highly publicized defeat
publicly admitting to felonies for no reason
person 1: did you see diaz get destroyed in that fight the other night?
person 2: yeah, no one’s better at the stockton style than him!
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