stoddart
to be not available, missing or away from work.
bob isn’t at work today, he has pulled a stoddart
1. a s-xy last name for the best people in the world
2. a term for a f-ckable family
d-mn what a stoddart…i would so f-ck them sideways against a wall
a mean-lean p–ping machine. could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
i totally got the best stoddart last night!
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