stoke job
similar in appearance to the douch bag. the stroke job can easily be spotted at the bar wearing his express for men dress shirt with a neck tie at 10:30 pm. exercise caution when approaching the stoke job, although he will tell you he is in “sales” what he means is, “i sell airtime at verizon wireless on commission.”
“check out the gordon geko wanna be at the bar.”
“no sh-t. nice tie stroke job!”
“also dude, i think those rimless sungl-sses might be for women.”
“why do you say that?”
“they have heart shaped lenses.”
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