stomach hands
a term used to describe someone who mistreats things and/or breaks things often. everything they touch turns to cr-p (hence stomach hands). could be used in lieu of b-tterfingers.
if you give your friend a ride, don’t let them slam the door. they have such stomach hands!
you shouldn’t wash the dishes tonight. i don’t want your stomach hands breaking my new china set.
aww, cr-p! you broke the remote already? get your stomach hands away from my things!
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