Stomach Mop
any article of clothing, old sheet, pillow case, towel, etc that is used to mop up -j-c-l-t-.
aw sh-t. lori must’ve used my favorite t-shirt as a stomach mop again. g-ddammit, era plus won’t even get that stain out.
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