stomach stoned
when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.
” hey, what up?”
” i’m so f-cking stomach stoned, dude…”
” oh… god, i just wish i could help. <3"
" its ok. whoaaaa... ok, brb, i'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."
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