Stomp Job


though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the cambodian area. popularized in u.s. by the fame of ashton kutcher, bill clinton, and juan valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act’s namesake. it requires at least 1 p-n-s.

phase 1: everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are partic-p-ting face each other. you must alternate p-n-s and non-p-n-s.

phase 2: every other person gets a bl-wj-b/handjob/v-g-n-job/-ssjob/earjob.

phase 3: anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they c-m and get stomped on by their partner.
“i f-cking hate stomp jobs. ashton can go to h-ll.”

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