Stone Couch


an unofficial landmark for kids in the hazleton area of anthracite coal region, consisting of a formation of rocks resembling a couch. it is located east of hazleton, and south of eckley miner’s village historic site & museum.
the stone couch appears to be man-made, but the culture that manufactured it is unknown. it is purportedly haunted, but no proof by local paranormal investigators have turned up any evidence.
local legend says that if you sit on it once, you get scratched. twice you sit on it, something bad happens to somebody close to you. thrice you sit on it, you die.
the stone couch isn’t scary at all, but just plain queer. the worst that can happen, is you waste a tank of gas looking for it.

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