stone philips


derived from nbc anchor stone philips. means to stare in an expressionless daze (like a stone face) at someone after they tell a horribly unfunny joke. when this occurs you are giving them the stone philips.
unfunny person: meesa jar jar binks!

victim of unfunny crime then gives the stone philips. you must remain in total silence and just stare with no expression.

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