Stoned as a Kite
being so high you’re sentences don’t make any logical sense.
guy 1: do you want to go to walmart?
guy 2: we can’t. the walmart baggage claim won’t recognize me as a valid soldier.
guy 1: dude you’re stoned as a kite right now.
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