Stoned

being “stoned” is a state of altered awareness caused by some drugs. it is a side-effect of the drug: the primary reason a person takes the drug is to become “high,” to be in a pleasurable state of being; when the high wears off, the person is left feeling stoned. eventually the feeling of being stoned wears off and the person’s regular state of awareness resumes.
for some people, being stoned is a pleasant state; others people find it unpleasant.
“that morning harry had waked and baked, then had hit the bong hard all day long, and now as twilight set in he was fully and righteously stoned off his -ss.”
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a state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
“i’m was so stoned i didn’t notice the movie was in french.”
the ultimate state of mind.
scooby doo is an awesome show when you’re stoned.
to be under the influence of marijuana. usually -ssociated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.
i was so stoned last night i watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.
the greatest feeling in the world. it is the state you are in after hitting a nice big bowl of marijuanna or hash. i personally prefer pipes, but you can smoke out of anything, i.e. a bong, spliff, joint, vaporizer, popcan, pop bottle, parachute, hotboxing is always fun. im quite high right now. 1.sometimes you laught alot, 2.other times you stare at absolutley nothing, 3.other times you get into indepth discussions about aliens and the cia,4. or you think youre capable of things like backflips.

all of the above i have experienced and so much more, so todays lesson kids, is smoke as much marijuanna as you d-mn well please. goodday younglings.
1.”ahahahahahahahaha”
2. ————
3.”dont look towards the tv man, the aliens, theyre going to f-ckin like suck youre brains out man.theyre taking over the world, one day we’ll be trapped in a dungeon run by flyign aliens with sharp teeth, and run by the cia”
4.”hey guys, look what i can do…..
..oh f-ck that hurt”
a time when you come up with the funniest quotes in the world and your a f-cking genious but dont remember any of it in the morning…
see the movie blow w/ johnny depp.
when you smoke so much marijuana that you are unmotivated to even move- and every muscle in your body feels like it’s being weighed down by a huge weight like a stone (hence the word stoned) you feel really heavy and have intense, very enjoyable tactile hallucinations and usually feel complete euphoria so you just stare off blankly and enjoy it.
i’m stoned. go away

i’ve never actually been stoned before. i’ve been very very high but never been actually stoned.

wow. no one here besides me knows what “stoned” actually means do they?
the greatest feeling in the world followed by engulfing a bag of doritos and reeses pieces.
i’m fine stoned.