stonegate
section of reston virginia. best place to hoop for pick-up or summer leagues in the d.c area besides berry farms.
“where yall tryin to play at?”
“how about chantilly or notaway in vienna”
“man h-ll no thats some chump -ss soft sh-t. lets hoop at stonegate with them ill reston cats”
the apartments across the street from san juan high through the back way. where you can spend some of the best times of your life. stonegate apartments are known for the excessive parties go-ers that can get you anything you ask for except thizz, but i digress.
if you spend at least 98% of your time there, your under warranty for a 4:1 good time ratio.
b: mariah, where are you going?
m: i have to meet katie at el pollo loco
b: well, come to stonegate afterwards, i’ve got a $20.
m: oh h-ll yeah
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