stonemonkey


either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.
stoner: dude, i’ve got the munchies. want to go to t-bell?
stonemonkey: grunt.
stoner: so… ya wanna go?
stonemonkey: grunt.
stoner: you can’t move can you?
stonemonkey: grunt

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